holy shit! we really need to do something about this! you can't say its bots advertising products any more (unless pornhub has bot that go around posting porn). it used to just be one thread here and there, and now it's several posts on the whole fucking site! we're being attacked by pornographic spam bots!
I can fly like a bird, not in the sky
which can always swim and always dry
I say goodbye at night and morning, hi
I'm part of you, what am I?
Don't make me start blowing shit up to get your attention!